{43}{102}Where is that god damn soul glow? Ahh thats the last time.... {107}{124}Jeremy, Jeremy. {130}{182}Man you will not believe the day I'm having today. {182}{275}You know days when you are in the zone? That is today man. {276}{349}Yea yea. Why don't you tell me all the details. {350}{440}Man it was just a beautiful day like every other day.|You know what I'm sayin. {441}{464}I was runnin around. {465}{488}Gonna get me some intel. {489}{512}You know I was runnin on the bridge. {513}{558}Check it out there was no one in sight man. {559}{582}Just the whole place to myself, you know. {583}{606}I was comin, comin round the corner. {607}{704}And I come face to face with the scaryest motha fucker I ever seen. {705}{759}This guy got muscles commin out of his lips and shit. {763}{795}And I look at him. And he looks at me. {796}{870}I was like, man I just ran so damn fast. {871}{917}Man he was shootin at my ass and shit. {918}{948}What ya a big pussy man? {954}{1003}I aint no pussy. I aint gonna die either man. {1004}{1027}I was commin around the corner. {1028}{1086}Lay down some spikey balls and shit. {1087}{1126}I just kept goin bout my buisness. {1127}{1160}You know what i'm sayin? {1161}{1230}Leave that dude to play by himself, you know what I'm sayin? {1267}{1305}Shiney {1346}{1402}I donno what happened to him but|I aint see him again. {1413}{1443}So I head around another way. {1445}{1496}And I come across the geekest lookin motha fucka I ever seen. {1505}{1546}Hi, wuz you buildin man? {1547}{1570}He turns around, he's all like. {1571}{1625}'Hey I'm increasin efficiency by 20%' {1626}{1683}'Not that anyone is gonna appreciate my job or nothin.' {1723}{1792}Why thats a pretty nice job man!|Hahaha! {1792}{1835}I keep on goin bout my buisness.|You know what I'm sayin? {1840}{1951}So I head out side, get some excersize.|You know, strech my legs and shit. {1952}{1975}On my way to the intel. {1976}{2025}You know I was gonna run down to the basement. {2026}{2072}Commin round the corner and I hear this.. {2073}{2106}'Can you believe it? I mean I|threw the trap out {2107}{2147}And I had the ????|And, and, can you belive it? {2155}{2178}I told him 'Don't cross the streams.' {2179}{2241}Hear this, he crosses the streams! {2242}{2287}Man, it can always be worse, man. {2288}{2312}Yea? How does it worse then that? {2429}{2472}Heh.. foos! {2497}{2543}So, you got the intel? Where's the intel? {2544}{2567}Man let me finish my story. {2568}{2591}So I'm busy escaping. {2592}{2654}I turn the corner and run into a brotha. {2655}{2678}You ran into your brother? {2679}{2702}No man just A brotha. {2703}{2727}Cool lookin cat too man. {2732}{2799}He's got the eye patch, he's got the dew rag. {2799}{2856}He look just like us except he's got a red shirt on. {2857}{2904}And he's all like 'Hey! Mind if I take that intel?' {2905}{2928}And I'm like, sure man! {2929}{2952}Wait wait a minute. {2953}{3000}You gave the intel to a red guy? {3012}{3059}Hell yea man! Saved me some trouble. {3084}{3132}You dumb ass!|You're supposed to kill the red guys. {3133}{3183}The.. The red guys? {3205}{3258}I, I thought I was supposed to kill the white people. {3759}{3822}Good and evil. {3847}{3994}This is a dicotmy that rarely applies to the real world. {4014}{4127}Trust no one that tells you otherwise. {4161}{4213}There will always be opposition {4213}{4284}because there will always be noobs. {4315}{4364}Mock them. {4364}{4397}Own them. {4399}{4467}But never hate them. {4477}{4530}For without noobs.. {4532}{4582}we would not be leet. {4612}{4675}We are not here for fun. {4685}{4752}We are here to win. {4770}{4881}Do you think I teach you because of my charitable nature? {4885}{4948}Do you think I stand before you {4950}{5017}because I have a heart of gold? {5044}{5083}When the time comes {5086}{5131}and it may be soon {5131}{5224}you will stand together under my command. {5227}{5311}And we will be victorious. {5384}{5539}May 13th 1976 was a landmark day in gaming history... {5575}{5675}The speeches, they just go on and on. He just won't stop talkin. {5675}{5710}I just wanna play games, you know? {5712}{5784}I wanna train, you know! I'm serious about this stuff. I dont care about history. {5784}{5897}I'm not in school! I don't care about the battle of 1974 when some guy discovers micro.. {5906}{5920}Dave? {5934}{5961}Where are you goin? {5968}{6020}Uh, I'm hungry. I'm gonna eat. {6025}{6059}We just ate. {6075}{6107}Yea... {6125}{6219}Well I mean we can get food at Tagi's, we are almost there if you are still hungry... {6249}{6300}Dude! You deleted her shit! {6305}{6338}She's gonna freak out! {6388}{6420}Thanks, Dave... {6857}{6916}Kyle, this is gonna... {7316}{7364}YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! {7364}{7412}*choking and growling sounds while psycho type music plays* {7474}{7511}I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! {7511}{7559}HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!?! {7601}{7633}YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! {7633}{7681}AHHHHHHH!!!!!! {7761}{7791}Hey guys! {7795}{7819}hey... {7847}{7891}Well why don't you come inside? {7897}{7945}o.. o.. ok....? {8376}{8449}I'm sorry I didn't call you yesterday. I've just been so busy. {8455}{8487}Do you guys want a drink? {8491}{8522}Yea sure. {8541}{8572}o.. ok.. {9076}{9118}YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! {9120}{9168}I hope you choke and die on that! {9168}{9207}Do you like the taste of that poison? {9207}{9263}Does it burn? DOES THAT POISON BURN?! {9263}{9341}TIER FUCKING 5!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THERE?!?! {9341}{9392}DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY RAIDS?!?! {9392}{9472}I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!! {9472}{9488}AHHHHHH!!!! {9753}{9811}I'm gonna have to eat and run because I'm going to have to go to class. {9834}{9859}Oh, school... {9876}{9924}Yea. I almost forgot I was enrolled. {9965}{9996}But It's not all bad. {9999}{10066}Me and my friends are going clubbing later, so it should be fun! {10075}{10108}We're gonna hang out.. {10108}{10139}What about WoW? {10154}{10196}There's no... no raids tonight? {10201}{10250}*inhails* I forgot to tell you! {10250}{10285}You'll never believe what happened. {10288}{10358}Somebody hacked my account and deleted Tagi! {10373}{10395}No?! {10403}{10471}Ah, its no biggie. I called up Blizzard support and they restored her. {10476}{10552}But the weirdest thing is, is when I finally got her back {10557}{10605}I didn't feel like playing! {10609}{10677}And so I did some stuff, and when I came back {10689}{10737}I still didn't feel like logging in. {10752}{10811}So... I haven't played since. {10815}{10857}And I've been geting so much done! {10857}{10895}I painted the house, {10895}{10961}I've been studying, and like going to all my classes. {10966}{11133}I started going to the gym, which I've never even done before and.... *music fades in* {11155}{11180}Kyle! {11192}{11254}The weight just off my shoulders Kyle! {11264}{11332}It feels like the whole morning I've been playing heavy and I just switched to a scout {11334}{11379}I'm like, leleleleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahah!!!!!! {11434}{11479}Kyle! Halo 3, halo 3 tonight {11479}{11527}Best day ever Kyle. Best day ever! {11645}{11696}So, what's with all this Halo stuff? {11710}{11763}What? Halo owns kyle. {11784}{11852}I've never seen you playing any kind of Halo game... {11852}{11934}Well I, I just got my XBox right? Like what am I supposed to do? {11939}{12007}So if you haven't actually played the game, how do you know that it owns? {12019}{12089}Well, I donno, cause they are like the best games ever {12089}{12146}You know? Like everyone knows that Kyle. Come on. {12182}{12235}So what is Halo anyway? What kind of game is it? {12271}{12347}Halo is, uh, fps Kyle. On the 360... {12354}{12401}I thought all fps console games sucked. {12433}{12499}Look how knows so much about games now. Yea.. my brother Kyle. {12503}{12575}Well I'm just repeating what you've been saying for the past 2 years. {12594}{12674}Kyle! There's exceptions to all the rules, Kyle. {12674}{12708}And.. you know.. {12715}{12770}Everyone's talking about it. I've been dreaming about it. {12770}{12852}And, and, why would everyone be taking about it if it's not so awesome Kyle? {12852}{12942}Well everyone is talking about it because somebody spend a lot of money to make everyone talk about it. {12942}{12965}You ever consider that? {12981}{13044}Well... They didn't spend money on me and I'm talkin about it. {13061}{13129}In fact... I'm giving them money... so... {13144}{13184}GG to you! {13381}{13463}Its like my whole life, like, has been leading up to this one moment you know? {13857}{13902}Kyle, its like the longest line up ever! {13930}{14013}Its the... great line of China.. {14825}{14852}Hows it goin guys? {14871}{14926}Its ok, if like, I just chill here? {14969}{15002}Its a pretty long line... {15199}{15259}You know, we kinda like, been here for a while... {15287}{15330}Dude I'm so excited too! {15484}{15525}Hey! Dude its Terrance! {15637}{15673}Dude! Terrance! {15699}{15729}Do you want to wait with us? {15829}{15854}Alright. {15873}{15897}Cool! {15897}{15923}Yea I'll wait. {15956}{15988}Awesome. {16079}{16102}Dude, {16115}{16149}Who is that guy? {16156}{16191}Thats Terrance Brown. {16191}{16242}He's one of the greatest Halo 2 players in the world. {16257}{16283}Oh. {16350}{16396}Hey, man. Hey. {16401}{16438}Sup? You want an autograph too? {16452}{16490}Well no. Do you want an autograph? {16490}{16521}I'll give you an autograph. I mean.. {16798}{16833}Check it out Kyle. Its like... {16840}{16933}bigger then the whole XBox you know. Its like so full of awesome. {16949}{17001}Its times like this I'm glad I got a job. Like... {17006}{17067}You know.. like some people.. you know like.. {17097}{17142}Like this guy, heh {17142}{17189}What's the little box? Like... {17189}{17237}What's with the fridge sized cube man? {17248}{17276}You moving or something? {17287}{17317}No its... {17322}{17385}This is what Halo fans get, you know. Its like... {17393}{17443}If some people can't afford it I understand. {17460}{17534}Yea you know why I cant afford it, cause I only made like 250k last year playing Halo. {17537}{17578}You know, I'm broke, poverty. {17590}{17673}Well, I could of made that much too if I wasn't so busy. {17678}{17734}You know, owning noobs like you. {17791}{17823}Did you just call me the N word?! {17861}{17919}Yo! YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME THE N WORD!! {17936}{17978}Well, like... I did. {18184}{18213}You know what... {18255}{18288}Lets just squash this man. {18315}{18348}My name's Terrance.. {18367}{18407}My friends call me TBag. {18431}{18468}Hey TBag. Jeremy.. {18468}{18490}Cool. {18490}{18522}My friends call me teh_ownerer. {18564}{18587}Teh ownerer? {18595}{18614}Yea.. {18639}{18664}You're teh ownerer?! {18670}{18685}Yea, thats me.. {18685}{18725}Naaa... {18725}{18751}Yea! Thats me! {18751}{18808}Get the fuck out of here man, you teh ownerer?! {18808}{18831}Yea man, {18831}{18846}WHAT!!! {18894}{18977}Man. You got to come to my launch party this weekend man. {18996}{19029}Big launch party goin on. {19029}{19085}Its Halo.. All my boys are gonna be there. {19085}{19099}Ok yea.. {19099}{19155}Matter a fact, I'll give you my card. Just give me a shout. {19164}{19183}Ok. {19183}{19218}You wanna come give me a call. {19219}{19234}A card... {19234}{19266}Make sure you practice. {19266}{19306}Bring your A game. We gonna nuckle up. {19306}{19364}Oh that won't be a problem, heh. {19364}{19404}I'm gonna be playing a lot of Halo. {19404}{19469}Alright, thats what I want to hear. Yea. {19501}{19550}So you going to open it up any time soon? {19555}{19577}Kyle... {19577}{19643}Just hold on a bit, you know. I've been waiting my whole life for this. {19658}{19726}Ok. Yea you really have to sit there smelling it. Thats like ridiculous. {19726}{19780}Kyle! You're ruining it for me. Like, come on! {19780}{19828}Its a nice box though... Its like crazy. {19835}{19868}So crazy... {19959}{20041}There's like a better box inside the box Kyle! {20041}{20089}Ohh wow! 2 boxes! {20094}{20144}Ohhhh! Look at that Kyle! {20154}{20201}Awww, so cool! {20201}{20233}Wow... Thats awesome... {20233}{20265}Awwwww... {20425}{20455}So thats the game? {20463}{20550}No, no thats just the bonus content Kyle. Its exclusive. {20625}{20645}Kyle... {20645}{20693}What the hell is that?! {20697}{20763}Ohhh Kyle! Check it out!! {20763}{20862}Do you want to see what the greatest piece of Halo merchandise ever conceived looks like? {20906}{20978}Jeremy, thats ludicrous. Ever conceived...? {20978}{21013}Kyle! It says right on the box! {21015}{21042}Its right here. {21046}{21092}Right there. Ever conceived Kyle. {21112}{21145}So cool... {21167}{21206}It's like my new best friend. {21206}{21276}Hey buddy. Hows it goin? Pretty good. Yea, same too. {21328}{21384}What do you think Kyle? Time to watch the special features? {21384}{21423}Why don't you play the game? {21457}{21498}Fine, I'll put the game in. {21598}{21685}This is dedicated to the gamers that been holdin' down since Halo 1. {21720}{21800}(Then you have no chance to survive. Make your time.) {21800}{21834}Welcome to HD. {21866}{21887}Yea. {21921}{21986}Yeah, it's T-Bag in the motha fuckin' house. {21994}{22037}Representin' my gamers {22044}{22088}with the three-six-oh skills. {22137}{22178}Droppin' crazy sticks on yo' ass. {22178}{22202}Bitch. {22209}{22256}Step to me, I have you cryin' hax. {22271}{22338}Brick yo' shit... cause you a Red Ring of Death! {22360}{22377}What? {22389}{22425}Gamers that talk shit {22425}{22459}get owned real quick! {22479}{22511}What? You can't handle me? {22521}{22559}Then you better go play wit yo' Wii! {22572}{22612}Kirby playin' bullshit! {22627}{22690}(Heh) Wario and all that. Shit... {22694}{22754}"Itsa me!" Fuck that bullshit! {22778}{22833}"Letsa go!" Get the fuck outta here! {22839}{22861}Bitch! {22885}{22907}A'ight, check it. {22912}{22957}All you PC gamers out there... {22957}{22988}With your keyboards, {22988}{23027}your little mousey pads, huh? {23027}{23066}You like-a the little mousies? {23066}{23093}Fuck that shit! {23093}{23137}Dual analogs, bitch! {23137}{23172}Ha ha ha ha! {23188}{23228}Awww shit... {23238}{23276}Shotty snipers again? {23328}{23412}(Aw shit, that guy got me again, man! Lucky motha fucker!) {23412}{23481}(Jewi... What the fuck is he doin' my corpse? Balls?) {23481}{23545}(Is that... His balls in my motha fuckin' face! Get that motha' fucka! His balls in my face!) {23545}{23587}PUT 'EM UP SON! PUT 'EM UP SON! {23594}{23640}PUT 'EM UP SON! PUT 'EM UP SON! {23649}{23696}PUT 'EM UP SON! PUT 'EM UP SON! {23705}{23751}PUT 'EM UP SON! PUT 'EM UP SON! {23761}{23808}Spiker, Mauler, Rifle, Stick {23808}{23871}Don't matter what I use you're goin' down real quick! {23875}{23925}Spiker, Mauler, Rifle, Stick {23926}{23975}Don't matter what I use you're goin' down real quick! {23979}{24034}It goes up, down, left, right... {24034}{24092}Silly codes man, you tryin to get more life? {24094}{24149}Thought you knew: I'm the best around the city! {24156}{24205}It's a pity that I'm witty and pretty, you shitty. {24205}{24230}Straight outta Blood Gulch! {24230}{24256}I'm T-Bag, see! {24256}{24307}I'm comin' all black: no sugar, no cream! {24307}{24363}I'm the motha fuckin' Halo king of this planet, {24363}{24421}my nuts in your face, you'll be screaming "God damn it!" {24421}{24472}Im'ma whoop yo' ass on yo' own birthday, {24472}{24492}the worst day, {24492}{24515}dehydrate you, {24515}{24534}you thirstay. {24534}{24582}I'm so sick at this game I cough, {24582}{24642}I play for the win, you play for the loss! {24647}{24763}(As of midnight about 10,000 stores have put the heavily hyped Halo on sale.) {24774}{24863}(Halo 3 embodies our vision for the future of entertainment.) {24863}{24911}How many gamers are ready to lose? {24911}{24971}Don't need no ammo! Shred you up with my sword! {24971}{25018}How many gamers are ready to lose? {25018}{25082}I dip my sack in ya' mother fuckin' eye! {25132}{25185}In my Wart-Hog, your life is short, dog. {25185}{25239}Cause you're history, my talent's a mystery! {25239}{25263}YOU THINK YOU'RE MASTER CHIEF? {25263}{25293}Well let me make it brief. {25298}{25350}Cause round here son, T-Bag is number one! {25355}{25407}Red, or blue: don't matta who. {25407}{25461}Both my balls, is comin' for you. {25465}{25516}This is team slaya', you betta' say a praya'! {25516}{25572}You suck motha fucka'! Go back to single playa'! {25572}{25624}From the C-G-S to the M-L-G, {25624}{25680}I P-O-N-E N-double-oh-Bs. {25680}{25738}Cause it don't matta if I never heard of ya', {25738}{25793}fuck Jack Thompson, it's fun to murda' ya! {25800}{25874}(The game is a futuristic drama about hostile aliens.) {25874}{25919}(Having conquered the software industry,) {25919}{26013}(Microsoft now has a firm foothold in the entertainment business.) {26013}{26060}How many gamers are ready to lose? {26060}{26123}Don't need no ammo! Shred you up with my sword! {26123}{26171}How many gamers are ready to lose? {26171}{26232}I dip my sack in ya' mother fuckin' eye! {26277}{26378}Yeah, you man enough to face the untouchable, impregnable Terrance Brown? {26395}{26448}LIFT, DIP, T-BAG! {26448}{26500}LIFT, DIP, T-BAG! {26500}{26558}LIFT, DIP, T-BAG! {26558}{26613}LIFT, DIP, T-BAG! {26613}{26668}LIFT, DIP, T-BAG! {26668}{26722}LIFT, DIP, T-BAG! {26722}{26778}LIFT, DIP, T-BAG! {26778}{26826}LIFT, DIP, T-BAG! {27175}{27219}Is that you Bill Gates? You motha fucka... {27226}{27279}Oh.. Whats goin on man? How you doin? {27281}{27334}Welcome to my crib. Come on in. {27334}{27357}If Kyle's with me thats cool right? {27357}{27381}Yea its cool, its cool. {27381}{27435}We already got some gaming going on. This is Ryan. {27440}{27479}???? Yea, don't worry about him. {27479}{27527}Anyways. This is my crib right here. {27527}{27570}TV. We are gona get some Haloness goin on. {27578}{27618}There's my boy right there. Thats Chris. {27621}{27670}This person over here, we call him Chibato. {27674}{27718}We call him ????, just remeber Kybot. {27718}{27762}That dude over there. Thats Jupiter. {27762}{27833}Jupiter?| Thats Jupiter right there. Yea he's just gaming right now. {27844}{27881}That dude over there. Thats Doug. {27886}{27936}Ok. So we are gonna game it! {27942}{27984}Get right into it. Ok? {28004}{28040}You mother fucker! {28080}{28150}Halo... halo.. {28169}{28260}Haha beat down!| You ain't goin nowhere. You dead, you dead. {28260}{28318}Yo! Have a seat man. {28318}{28356}Yea.. sure.. Yea| Sit. {28360}{28403}Come on. Grab a controller. {28407}{28462}Actually, I brought my own controller. {28467}{28520}Its all Halo eh, its pretty awesome. {28520}{28550}Yea, thats... {28578}{28613}wicked man, yea. {28615}{28657}Yea, its totally awesome. {28659}{28677}Cool... {28693}{28741}Do you mind if I like sit there man? {28836}{28893}Alright, now its ON! {28918}{28941}Yea! {29248}{29308}Why are you guys killing each other? You're on the same team! {29512}{29621}Hey, do you guys mind, like uh, if maybe me and Doug just play a quick 1v1? {29639}{29678}I think thats a great idea! {29694}{29747}Yea, sure, thats fine... {29747}{29799}I'll watch that... its my house... {30035}{30097}Oh... I'm kinda impressed Doug. {30098}{30176}Like I just figured you'd use the sword and run around and back stab me. {30176}{30235}Oh really? Well is good that you recognize my skills. {30235}{30296}And you know, appreciation feels nice from time to time. {30387}{30471}You know I kidna like this 1v1. Its nice and fair. {30471}{30573}Heh. So do I! I mean no one is gonna come out of nowhere and save your ass. {30608}{30671}Man, like anytime you wanna join the party dude! {30677}{30720}Yea well if you stop running away Doug... {30720}{30786}Running away?! I've been chasing you for 5 minuets. Turn around! {30786}{30877}Yea turn around... I've been looking at your back for 10 minuets. You're the hiding bitch. {30877}{30958}Hiding bitch, it's called the cloak. Just because I know where all the items are on the fucking... {30958}{30989}Yea! Why don't you just lick my balls! {30991}{31037}Yea?! Well since when did you grow a pair? {31038}{31071}I grew a big pair.. oh I'll show ya {31072}{31114}Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! {31132}{31169}TBag rule number 1: {31169}{31253}There is no balls showing in this house! {31264}{31322}Yea, its too bad theres not a no noobs policy. {31322}{31356}I'll call you tomorrow man. {31375}{31402}See ya! {31821}{31884}I guess... I should go too? {32004}{32086}Ok... I'll uh... I'll see you guys later. {32180}{32206}Jeremy! {32248}{32285}Jeremy wait up! {32327}{32356}Can you believe that Kyle? {32363}{32417}He's gonna talk to me like I'm the bad guy... {32421}{32465}What did I do?! {32480}{32526}This whole sides thing... {32526}{32592}It used to just be about owning, and thats it! {32621}{32675}I can't wait until its all over Kyle. {32856}{32955}We can not ignore the threat that is before us. {33162}{33257}Our enemy has a history of relentless aggression. {33521}{33577}They seek to destroy us... {33587}{33658}And they have the means. {34004}{34078}Hard to believe that this single tool ended an entire war. {34113}{34151}Now its going to prevent one. {34507}{34594}Ohhh, hohohohoho. YEA! {34594}{34625}WHOA YEA! {34625}{34670}ITS HEAD SHOT TIME!!! {35144}{35177}Ohh you saw that! {35185}{35225}Oh where you goin buddy?! {35233}{35317}Oh are you on fire? Oh no! Its too bad for you, hahahah! {35336}{35401}OH YEA! You want a bat? I'MMA GIVE YOU THE BAT! {35431}{35461}Hey Jeremy. {35481}{35501}Jeremy! {35524}{35548}What kyle?! {35552}{35590}How come you're not playing Halo 3? {35591}{35618}Playing what? {35923}{36078}And I was a little wee baby. And my mama always rock me in my crib.