Oh I see !
Look who's here on time for breakfast.
Well I mean if...
if you're gona cook it
I can like...
I can, do you the favor of..
Eating it like... on time.
Just that way there's less to out later.
That's all I'm saying right !
That's very conciderate of you Jeremy
So Dave , ehh...
What did you do in China ?
Your Mom !
So...
Shooting like... any good movies lately ? or...
Actually I just watched Cronenberg's Dead Ringers....
No Kyle, I was just kidding
I totaly don't care
So Dave...
So Dave...Did you take care of what you had to take care of in China ? or...
Yea yea.. I ehh....
I Totaly took care of your sister !
But we don't have a sister Dave !
Well, you do now !
GG Kyle !
So... What're you guys gona do today ?
Gona have some fun ?
Yea ?... Your gona have , fun ?
Yea... That's the plan anyways !
Fun ?
... Just Fun !
Ya ! That's what we like doing !
Last time I'm doing this btw !
I think we're even now !
Well , I'll stop doing this soon as you save my life !
Sure you use hot water right ?
I don't know how much longer I can put up with this Kyle !
I am teh Pwnage...
BITCHES !
Jeremy is helping me train for a tournament !
One gets lucky once I mean...
Common... It's like winning the lotery right !
Yea.. I understand !
And that's gota happen... so...
See what happens this round you know !
Ohh Dave !
*gloating laughter*
*mumbled taunts*
So.. Why don't you guys like.. do something ?
Kyle we like, are doing something !
Not doing something is what you're doing !
What am I supposed to do with 15 hours of footage of you guys playing the same game ?
What kind of show am I supposed to make...
Kyle we just got this game like 10 minutes ago!
We're gona play tons of different games I mean... there's so much variaty...
Okay, while you guys play your tons of different games you obviously don't need me !
I'm gona put the camera down right here !
And this, look at this.. how awesome the show is !
You guys on the couch playing games....
Ya ! It'll be the best episode ever !!!
Yea, sure it is !
Ok fine Kyle, what do you want us to do ?
Why don't you guys go outside for once...
It's a beautifull day !
What are we gona do outside that we can't do inside ?
So what do I do with this ?
Throw it to Dave !
And now ?
Now Dave throws it back !
How... How do I win ?
You don't.. you just throw it to each other !
It's a.. really fun game, Kyle !
Alright !
Hey Dave, throw it to me !
Nice toss !
Hey Jeremy, ready ?
Alright !
See ! This is fun !
Nice !
Kyle ! You should go long Kyle ! I'll throw you a long bomb !
Alright !
OK, What the fuck guys !
It was his idea !
Common Kyle, like...
I mean maybe if the world runs out of electricity..
We'll go like... play frizzdisk or whatever ! But common I mean...
Ok Jeremy, I didn't think it would come to this but...
You remember that time, when... *beeeeep*
Well, my camera remembers... And...
If I need extra footage for this episode...
I think I'm gona have to dig in the archives !
Oh... I'm pretty hungry ! You wanna get some food or something right ?
Good Kyle... We're gona go make the show !
You just keep training and I'll be back later ok ? and ehh...
Whats that about? Some kinda like.. a parade or something ?
woo !
Everyone is so happy !
So much fun !
So like... what's like this all about... ?
Well... It's fucking Pride ! Gay Pride !!!
These guys are awesome eh Kyle !
Are you gay ?
No !
That's pretty cool you know like...
I didn't know people got together like...
Big groups on the street just to like
Celebrate Pwning you know..
and be all proud and stuff !
Pretty good !
Like she...said she was gona be home.
Gona call !
Hey you !.. yea...
Me and Kyle are on your porch
Yea...
Ok ?
Ya ! Ok !
So.. She'll be right out !
Hey ! Hey girl ! We just thought.. me and Kyle are gona get some drinks
Maybe some foodz you know ?..you wanna...
Yea , I wanna come ! I'm so hungry I haven't eaten !
But... I'm just regrouping with my guild and... I wanna make one more attempt before I call it a day !
OK ? So... Can you give me some time ?
Ok ! What's it like... 5 Minutes ? 5 Minutes OK ?
Ohh, yea... ok, 5 minutes is fine ! See you in 5 minutes !
Ok !
You know, Dave surprises me sometimes !
The guy takes like 2 years off gaming !
Commes back and like in one day is like challenging me
It's kinda like...
Crazy how fast the guy learns !
It's just embarrassing !
I mean, yesterday we WHIPED on Netherspite !
NETHERSPITE !
We fought Illidan...
And are whiping on Netherspite...
How ?
You know ?... We're in RL now...
So.. We don't have to worry about Azeroth here, you know ?
You're right... Let's just change the subject. It's off my mind ! It's off my mind !
So, yea.. there's that new Coen Brother's Movie comming out. Have you guys seen the trailer?
I mean... Is he colour blind ?
Can you not tell the red beam from a green beam ?
Is it really that hard... I mean... I bet even Kyle even could do a better job !
Tagi ?..
This whole wow thing...
Jeremy !... Kyle ! How's it going ?
Ohh... Hey !!! Ehh Dan !
Long time no see ! This is my girlfriend Jacky ! Hi !
This is my girlfriend Tagi !
That's my brother Kyle !
Guys... People won't stop talking about you at work....
Really ? I swear.. the IT department loves you guys !
Your Balls are like legendary arround the office !
It told you !
You guys wanna join us for a drink , do you have time ?
Ehh... Yea we got time ! Yea.. for sure, thank you !
These are those guys I was talking about. They're filming that internet show !
So you're filming right now... That's.. that's what the camera is for !
Well I kinda bring the camera arround where I go
and I guess we film most of the time !
So, what do you guys do when you're not filming the show ?
I play games !
0hh wait... No ! I ment like... like...
What do you do for a living ?
Like I... I... play games !
Like... I'm pro ! Like I'm totaly pro !
Wait.. So you're saying you play videogames as your job ?
Well... like I mean... On saturdays I go to work on like the grocery store !
But that's just for money ! Like it's nothing serious.
Wait so... You put up with this ?
Put up with what ?
You know...Dating a bumb
You know... I dated a few in my time...
Actually ehh... Jeremy is really amazing at what he does !
Like, people all around the world respect him a lot !
So Jacky, what do you do ? Do you work at a big TV company too ?
Ohh no, I actually work for City Transit !
I monitor traffic flow, you know ?
I actually contribute something to society !
Well... Sounds like... Fun !
Ya ! It's a grind , but you know it's actually good to end the day knowing I've achieved something !
Ya ! I know what you mean !
I just took my last tier 5 piece on friday !
And it took hundreds of hours and lots of teamwork but...
The sense of accomplishment was amazing !
Tier 5 ...
Yea... Pretty incredible ehh ?
You know ? World of Warcraft !
I'm sorry but I was talking about accomplishing something real !
It is real ! Just because it's in a computer doesn't mean it's not real !
But it's NOT real !
Why is it not real ?
Because... it's not there. You can't touch it !
Just because you can't touch it doesn't mean that it's not real !
See Dan, this is exactly what I'm talking about...
If you play to many video games it messes with your mind !
Loooool, Yea you better watch out
Might go crazy from too much fun !
This isn't a joke, kids are going around every day shooting police because of these games !
Ok, even the biggest noob can tell RL from a game !
This is like... DX 5000 Graphics, you know ?
Ok, ok ! Here's an exsample !
My little brother playes video games all the time !
Yesterday I came home from work !
He was humping the computer monitor !
Explain that !
We gota go though... We actually were gona see a movie !
We're meeting people there ! So...
You're ready... let's go ! Okay Cool !
Jeremy ! , thank you so much ! Kyle ! It was good seeing you !
And... Thank you so much, Tagi !
What a bitch !
Yea, she reminds me of my ex girlfriend !
Yea, whatever happened to that waitress you were seeing ?
Ahh... We weren't really into the same stuff.
Well that's too bad.
But you know, there's a cute girl over there !
Who is all by herself.
Maybe you should go say hi !
Ohh yea ?
Yea !
Kyle thinks he's like... all pro with the girls now.
No no, he is pro. You should go talk to her !
Okay, I will !
Wait, leave the camera !
Why ?
I think i'd be kinda weird if you didn't
Okay !
Jeremy: Kyle's rushing !!!
Jeremy: Not so bad !
Tagi: No BF inc! Bf inc!
Jeremy: Kyle's gona agro !
Kyle: Hey , I think I'm gona head out with these guys.
Jeremy: Well like... Right now ?
Kyle: Ehh yea, right now !
Jeremy: Well ok, I guess I could take the camera home.
Kyle: Actually , I think I'm gona need the camera !
Hey Dave will you shake my hand ?
I don't know man... he didn't want to shake my hand !
Kyle if this keeps up like I'm not gona have any energy to play the game you know like...
What do you think Dave ?
It's okay !
*loud yelling of tactical info*
These guys are total noobs !
The good thing about being famous is like... I don't have to bring my pc to lanparties anymore !
I just kinda show up and take which ever is the best.
Hey Noobs !
Which one of you guys has the best pc for me ?
*mumbling*
I got the best pc.
What are you talking about... I do !
That's alright... I'll find some other noobs !
Man, I told you to get a real mouse !
It's not my fault your keyboard is garbish
I always go on raids and instances with people and get all these blue drops and it's awesome
Do you play ?
Yea ? What level are you ?
I'm level 70 !
Wow that must be really hard to get there !
I'm only 47 and it took me a long time Like two years !
had to get all my blues and everything, and like...
And that blue ploearm from... one of those instances I forget the name of.
Tagi , there's like a bunch of awesome stuff up there... You should really check it out
....
Thank you so much from saving me from that conversation.
It's okay I mean...
Your surrounded by noobs, that kind of stuff is gona happen, you know !
You'll get used to it... You just gota learn how to dodge it !
How's your... Tourney going Dave ?
Pretty good, hows yours ?
Noobs !
You know , I gota say like...
It's pretty nice having Dave back !
You know, I'm eating real well. And...
Now I got like a regular training partner that's
real good, and help me keep my gaming at top level.
And we're going tourneys now... and...
Winning prizes.. I get to pimp my rigg and...
Hopefully if I win enough I'll kinda sell some of it off and...
maybe quit my job, you know ?
I feel like I'm one step closer to living the dream !
OMG !
that I'm working towards for like.. a long...
OH YEA ! Really ?
Well if you can't follow instructions you're cut !
I'm giving your spot to Sirko !
Did.. did you guys whipe again ?
We whiped on trash mobs !
Ugh... these idiots !
Maybe just log out for like 5 minutes, and take a break, cool down !
Fine I'll log out for 5 minutes.
OHH YEA ?
I could dual box your toon and do a better job !
Tagi ?
We're just trying to you know, film the end
Ohh... Whatever !
You know ? I thought that you of all people would understand how serious this is !
I know how serious it is.. I'm just saying !
You shouldn't be freaking out and get mad all the time at the stuff
Remember it's all about fun, you know ?
Maybe if we played together it would be more fun !
Do you know how frustrating it is to have a boyfriend who pwnes at like everything ?... and...
You don't even help me out !
Tagi I can't !
You know the least you could do is be more supportive !
It's like you don't even care about the things that are important to me...
You don't even wanna know what's going on in my life !
You know what ?... if you wanna talk to me You know where I am !
One, Two, Three, Four
I've got my greens and I'm cooking with Dave.
So grab your pods and come cooking with dave.
Cooking with Dave.
He's Pro at cooking.
You wanna cook so come cooking with Dave.
His name is Dave so we are cooking with Dave.
Its really Dawei
He's pro at cooking
I'm pro at cooking.
Should I go?
Hey, your watching Dave's cooking show.
And, uh, we are going to make some food.
The first thing we are going to do is Dave's stew.
Got the ingriedents here.
Mushroom, and hot potato, and onion, carrots, and lots of beef.
And obviously pepper and salt.
And I think its so easy a pro gamer can do it.
Unless if you're retard.
First thing we are going to do is usually you should fill up a big pot with lots of water.
Its gonna take a while.
Well I think the basic idea is to have enough water so all the food is submerged.
You can always add more though.
And then I'm going to fry some beef up with this guy over here.
So I'm proably going to want to chop some garlic. You know..
Because thats how you fry beef.. *dave mumbles*
When you're frying how can you not use garlic? Cause, you know, it kinda increases the flavor.
And you wanna ground this guy. So I guess crushing it is the first thing, first.
It dosn't have to be really fine becasue we are frying it.
Now I've got some butter and garlic in the pan, we are going to put some beef in.
Just fry it up a bit.
Shit.
Next we are gonna finalize the shape of the vegetables.
And then, um, just be carefull to please don't cut this onion any more
because really its going into a stew and its going to get cooked for a long time.
It dosn't need much cutting.
And then, um, we are going to make this thing a little smaller.
You have to make sure you cook up the beef on both sides just a bit so it turns brown, a bit, not too much.
And when thats done you wait till this water starts to boil. And then you throw all the shit in there.
K now the water is boiling.
What we are going to do is we are going to put all the ingredients in there one by one.
So we are giong to start with beef.
A little bit of brown on both sides. And you just put it in.
Next we are going to throw in some carrots that are pretty much cut in half.
And then, um, mushroom
onion, and potato that really like don't need much cutting at all.
We are going to be cooking it for like two and a half hours so you proably want to put in enough water so it won't dry out
Now we are going to put in some pepper and salt.
Basicly, uh, lots of pepper...
lots of salt..
Then you stir it up a bit.
Bring it back to a boil again by putting your stove level up to high again.
And as soon as it starts boiling you want to turn the stove down. Let it simmer for about two and a half hours.
Thats pretty much it.
And uh you can pretty much do the same thing with chicken..
or veal...
or uh both. One time we tried it with all three It was pretty awesome.
Just remember that the most important thing with cooking
is the selection of ingredients that must be fresh.
Hey, so its alomst been two and a half hours. Now we are going to try and find out and see if this thing is ready.
And what I will usually do is
I'll just get a fork and just kinda poke on of these carrots
and I'll wait untill it drops. It usually means its ready.
OK noobs. We are done here.
I think I'm going to get down to eating. And I hope you guys can make this at home yourself.
Its pretty fuckin good.