[INFORMATION] [TITLE] [AUTHOR] [SOURCE] [PRG] [FILEPATH] [DELAY]0 [CD TRACK]0 [COMMENT] [END INFORMATION] [SUBTITLE] [COLF]&HFFFFFF,[STYLE]bd,[SIZE]20,[FONT]Tahoma 00:00:02.61,00:00:05.63 Previously, on Pure Pwnage. 00:00:05.79,00:00:06.62 K, this is like my show... 00:00:06.63,00:00:09.56 You might know me as like teh... teh Pwnerer. 00:00:09.56,00:00:10.31 So you want me in the show then ? 00:00:10.31,00:00:11.22 What'sup I'm Doug... 00:00:11.22,00:00:13.19 BOOM HEADSHOT !!! 00:00:13.80,00:00:15.31 Dave what's going on ? 00:00:15.63,00:00:17.36 He lost, to a noob ! 00:00:17.36,00:00:19.51 Why, have you come here ? 00:00:19.51,00:00:21.97 Maybe you know... I get some extra training. 00:00:21.97,00:00:23.58 So you're gona come out toninght ? 00:00:23.09,00:00:25.98 Anastacia is gona be there man, she wants to meet you ! 00:00:26.18,00:00:28.60 Blackrock Mountain... It's a place ! 00:00:28.60,00:00:29.80 Jeremy what are you doing ? 00:00:29.80,00:00:30.30 Ohh Kyle... 00:00:30.50,00:00:31.80 When I kiss her and stuff... 00:00:32.33,00:00:33.71 It just makes me wanna like.... 00:00:33.81,00:00:35.11 like Pwn something ! 00:00:35.11,00:00:38.23 So the other day Jeremy is telling 'bout [br]this gamer army he's putting together 00:00:38.24,00:00:39.24 What the hell is that ? 00:00:39.62,00:00:40.97 You're carying a gun ? 00:00:41.75,00:00:42.80 Master... 00:00:42.81,00:00:43.66 We were attacked ! 00:00:43.66,00:00:44.66 By whom ? 00:00:44.67,00:00:46.32 I don't know. But like... 00:00:46.32,00:00:47.32 They had weapons ! 00:00:51.01,00:00:52.42 I'm going back to china ! 00:00:52.61,00:00:56.32 I'm sorry I can't be in your internetshow anymore. -Dawei 00:00:56.56,00:00:57.32 Hey dude what'sup ? 00:00:57.32,00:00:58.82 Hey Doug. I'll talk to you later ! 00:00:59.28,00:01:00.99 Whatever ! 00:01:01.22,00:01:03.47 The masterer was fighting in the 8 bit wars, 00:01:03.47,00:01:08.25 While you boys were still playing with your Atari 2600 00:01:08.25,00:01:10.73 But it's gona take more then a few pawns 00:01:11.83,00:01:13.71 and a mere bishop... 00:01:13.71,00:01:14.71 to stop... 00:01:14.71,00:01:16.31 Me ! 00:01:18.93,00:01:20.72 It's the decisions you make... 00:01:21.02,00:01:23.39 When you have no time to make them... 00:01:23.70,00:01:25.05 That define , 00:01:25.05,00:01:27.60 who you are ! 00:02:10.36,00:02:12.41 I haven't seen that in a while ! 00:02:12.86,00:02:13.41 Yea I just... 00:02:14.07,00:02:15.44 Was kinda reminisant you know about... 00:02:15.44,00:02:19.30 The whole, old neighbourhood and Doug and stuff... 00:02:19.30,00:02:21.15 How come you guys don't hang out anymore ? 00:02:21.85,00:02:25.31 I don't know you know... we just kinda drifted apart. 00:02:25.73,00:02:26.65 What are you doing ? 00:02:27.01,00:02:28.45 Just taking some test footage ! 00:02:28.45,00:02:29.27 Ohh... 00:02:29.27,00:02:30.82 it's.. for your class or whatever ? 00:02:31.32,00:02:32.62 Yea ! 00:02:33.97,00:02:37.06 Actually I do need someone to be the subject[br]for a documentary for my film class... 00:02:37.06,00:02:39.36 Do you mind if I follow you around and film you ? 00:02:39.66,00:02:40.66 Ya ! 00:02:40.87,00:02:42.17 So it's cool ? 00:02:42.37,00:02:44.44 No, Ya I mind Kyle ! 00:02:44.71,00:02:46.21 Jeremy, it's not gona be a big deal... 00:02:46.21,00:02:48.41 I'll just follow you around, you just do what you normaly do... 00:02:48.81,00:02:49.96 Kyle... I'm a buzy guy... 00:02:49.96,00:02:51.53 You know ? I got clanwars Tomorrow you know...[br] 00:02:51.53,00:02:53.59 I can't be taking time off I'll be noobified ! 00:02:53.74,00:02:55.78 I'll buy you a Smoked Meat Sandwich 00:02:58.24,00:02:58.73 When ? 00:02:58.73,00:03:00.23 Tomorrow ! 00:03:01.58,00:03:03.13 Ok fine Kyle , one day ! 00:03:03.19,00:03:06.00 Just one day , I'm buzy[br]I don't need complications ! 00:03:06.68,00:03:10.38 Don't worry, nothing bad's gona happen ! 00:03:25.54,00:03:28.12 Sup... ? 00:03:31.30,00:03:34.99 SUP ?... 00:03:35.49,00:03:36.99 WELCOME ! 00:03:39.73,00:03:42.26 Am I.. am I like dead ? 00:03:42.83,00:03:43.93 Is ?.. 00:03:44.33,00:03:46.10 the GG for me ? 00:03:47.34,00:03:48.72 NO ! 00:03:48.72,00:03:52.61 K , that's good cause you know ?[br]I was totaly looking forward to living in a tube ! 00:03:52.96,00:03:55.66 And like... totaly play games with [br]my mind and stuff you know ? 00:03:55.85,00:03:57.57 JEREMY ! 00:03:57.57,00:04:02.25 Do you feel comfortable here ? 00:04:03.03,00:04:05.61 Are you at one... 00:04:05.91,00:04:07.86 with this place ? 00:04:08.40,00:04:09.71 I don't know ?... 00:04:10.03,00:04:12.44 What kind of games you got, you know ? 00:04:13.06,00:04:16.28 Or if there's... noobs to pwn, you know ? 00:04:16.28,00:04:19.08 Here there is no conflict ! 00:04:20.37,00:04:22.83 There is no confrontation ! 00:04:23.26,00:04:26.24 Nor is there , hostility ! 00:04:26.96,00:04:29.90 There is nothing, but harmony... 00:04:29.90,00:04:32.35 And Pure Love ! 00:04:33.98,00:04:35.81 Looool ! 00:04:35.71,00:04:37.50 LOOOL ! 00:04:37.61,00:04:40.47 That's like the gheyest thing I've ever.... 00:04:42.86,00:04:44.45 Maybe... you wanna go maybe... 00:04:44.67,00:04:48.66 maybe... comp stomp some pc's ? 00:04:49.80,00:04:55.51 Let's go roll Alliance on a PvE server.. is that fun? have fun ! 00:04:57.28,00:05:00.00 We're gona play Gears of War cooperative mode... 00:05:00.00,00:05:03.02 I heard the story's real good ! 00:05:05.58,00:05:06.90 I am the Pwnage... 00:05:07.30,00:05:08.52 BITCHES ! 00:05:22.19,00:05:24.05 Jeremy ... 00:05:24.25,00:05:25.84 Jeremy ?... 00:05:25.84,00:05:26.84 Time to get up ! 00:05:27.34,00:05:28.84 Am I dead ? 00:05:28.84,00:05:30.89 Jeremy it's 4 o'clock, you're not dead ! 00:05:30.89,00:05:32.99 You're sleeping... we need to shoot today. 00:05:34.32,00:05:39.65 ugh... just play alliance... on a PvE.. 00:05:39.66,00:05:40.76 Jeremy, we're not playing WOW. 00:05:40.96,00:05:42.77 We're doing the show today ! 00:05:43.36,00:05:45.81 Jeremy ! ... Time to get up ! 00:05:45.21,00:05:46.96 Ahh Kyle... 00:05:46.96,00:05:49.66 AHHH KYLE !!!! 00:05:55.64,00:05:58.77 ..hey... 'd ahh... welcome to show... 00:05:58.77,00:06:01.28 I don't understand why Kyle's gona wake me up.... 00:06:01.28,00:06:02.92 Everytime we do the show ! 00:06:02.92,00:06:05.48 Because we can't shoot the entire show at night. 00:06:05.65,00:06:07.17 We need some daylight shots. 00:06:07.17,00:06:10.09 Kyle, the show is realistic... [br]I'm not up during the day ! 00:06:10.09,00:06:11.09 This is fake, you know like... 00:06:13.14,00:06:16.85 Waking me up all hours of the day. 00:06:17.01,00:06:18.92 See, what Kyle doesn't realize... 00:06:18.92,00:06:23.39 Is that the world, has like a whole[br]bunch of different like time... like zones, you know ? 00:06:23.39,00:06:25.10 And... I'm just trying to work you know ! 00:06:25.10,00:06:26.83 I'm trying to get my time zone.. 00:06:26.83,00:06:29.48 To be... Like what South Korea's is , So... 00:06:29.48,00:06:31.39 when I go there and start winning all their Tournaments 00:06:31.64,00:06:34.58 you know, I'm not like... all tired you know ! 00:06:34.58,00:06:36.58 So... We're shooting wide screen now ? 00:06:36.87,00:06:37.86 Yup ! 00:06:38.41,00:06:40.62 Can.. can you see that ? 00:06:40.66,00:06:41.86 Yea ! 00:06:43.74,00:06:46.74 It's not gona make me look fat is it ? 00:06:47.07,00:06:48.90 So... If you guys can't recognize me 00:06:49.10,00:06:49.90 y'know I've been ehh... 00:06:50.40,00:06:52.50 Getting in shapez and stuff ! 00:06:52.50,00:06:53.30 Exersizing 00:06:54.20,00:06:55.10 After my... 00:06:55.44,00:06:56.88 Near pwned experience y'know I just... 00:06:57.78,00:07:00.49 sort of realized that there's just few things in life y'know... 00:07:00.49,00:07:02.38 More important then your health y'know so.... 00:07:02.83,00:07:05.15 So I got this like.. routine and stuff.... 00:07:05.15,00:07:08.69 Like , wake up and do like situps...[br]and some pushups and stuff and... 00:07:08.69,00:07:11.02 and I'm doing some stairs and stuff... 00:07:11.35,00:07:13.33 Just all around just... 00:07:12.87,00:07:14.50 making sure y'know...*sighs* 00:07:14.89,00:07:16.67 I'm good to go ! 00:07:17.90,00:07:21.07 So ya... I mean I'm... like a new man y'know ! 00:07:21.33,00:07:22.48 Even ehh... 00:07:22.77,00:07:23.85 even got a job ! 00:07:24.50,00:07:24.85 Well I... 00:07:25.83,00:07:29.30 Kinda manage... the locations... of... 00:07:29.30,00:07:31.09 Various y'know, Products ! 00:07:31.09,00:07:33.54 Jeremy, you stock shelves ! 00:07:33.54,00:07:35.80 Well I mean... If you put it that way Kyle you just... 00:07:36.63,00:07:38.40 hold a camera right ? 00:07:38.86,00:07:40.12 Not all of us are so lucky... 00:07:40.12,00:07:43.05 And we don't all stuff for free from mom like Kyle 00:07:43.22,00:07:47.77 Who just got a big wide screen TV for free[br]cause he's top of his ladder in film class ! 00:07:48.08,00:07:49.73 y'know and I gota spend all my own money and get... 00:07:49.73,00:07:51.91 get a new monitor for myself ! 00:07:52.61,00:07:53.58 Anyways ! 00:07:53.58,00:07:56.60 There's tons of exiting stuff always going on so.... 00:07:56.60,00:07:59.56 Yea, you must be pretty exiting with [br]the new Command and Conquer coming out ? 00:08:00.70,00:08:03.25 No , no I'm not at all actually Kyle !... 00:08:03.35,00:08:04.25 Why not ? 00:08:04.84,00:08:05.25 Well... 00:08:05.67,00:08:07.96 Like they say right... you can fool me once... 00:08:07.96,00:08:09.58 and shame on me ! 00:08:09.58,00:08:12.63 But... fool me twice and... 00:08:13.45,00:08:15.92 .. can't fool me again, y'know ? 00:08:15.92,00:08:18.00 I thought that was your favorite game though ! 00:08:18.47,00:08:20.44 Well... It was but... 00:08:20.44,00:08:22.92 You know, its just something called integrity Kyle. 00:08:23.59,00:08:26.48 Can't do that to me again y'know...[br]fall in love with a game and... 00:08:26.89,00:08:29.32 Then have it run out on you y'know ! 00:08:29.67,00:08:31.53 and not be supported ! 00:08:32.66,00:08:34.25 ..well let me put it this way Kyle ! 00:08:34.79,00:08:38.09 You don't watch Kevin Smith movies anymore since Jersey Girl 00:08:38.99,00:08:41.01 Yea... I guess... 00:08:41.65,00:08:43.31 There you go ! 00:08:43.32,00:08:45.96 Also... I just don't care right ! I'm just... 00:08:45.97,00:08:47.94 not gona think about it and... 00:08:51.75,00:08:55.02 maybe... you wanna get some [br]shots of the old monitor before... 00:08:55.02,00:08:56.75 I'm gona get rid of it ? 00:08:56.76,00:09:00.48 We've been... together for like a wrong time, y'know ? 00:09:00.48,00:09:02.84 It's a good monitor and stuff , y'know ? 00:09:02.84,00:09:05.15 It's not just too big, it's just.... 00:09:05.75,00:09:08.78 new monitors are just so much thinner, y'know and... ? 00:09:09.42,00:09:11.79 nicer looking, y'know ? 00:09:11.79,00:09:14.75 just... one for the road. 00:09:20.98,00:09:24.03 It's... not fair for you. 00:09:24.03,00:09:25.53 just not fair ! 00:09:36.27,00:09:39.30 I don't like... walk anymore , y'know ? I just like to... 00:09:39.41,00:09:42.28 Jog ! better for the heart, y'know... 00:09:42.28,00:09:44.06 Jeremy, that's not really jogging. 00:09:44.33,00:09:45.06 W' mean ? 00:09:58.75,00:10:02.50 *gasps* ...this conversation, y'know... *gasp* 00:10:02.50,00:10:06.66 *gasp* this one game... game *gasp* totaly pwn it 00:10:06.66,00:10:07.66 *gasp* ..embaras everybody... 00:10:07.86,00:10:10.53 Jeremy , I can't understand what you're saying ! 00:10:20.86,00:10:22.60 I'll tell you noobs a story... 00:10:22.60,00:10:23.60 It's about a guy, his name is ehh... 00:10:24.17,00:10:25.72 John... 00:10:25.72,00:10:27.61 And John is like SO good at games , y'know ? 00:10:27.61,00:10:30.73 He totaly Pwns like everyone like at every game he plays ! 00:10:31.04,00:10:34.04 And he's got like this brother...[br]His brothers name is like... Keith ! 00:10:33.93,00:10:35.52 and ehh... Keith's like... 00:10:35.52,00:10:37.24 the hugest noob, y'know ? He like... 00:10:37.24,00:10:39.11 totaly sucks at everything... but... 00:10:39.53,00:10:42.38 it's not really important for the story though,[br]we're talking about John ! 00:10:42.50,00:10:44.13 And one day John meets this guy... 00:10:44.13,00:10:46.03 and he thinks he's gona kick his ass and then... 00:10:46.31,00:10:48.18 The guy totaly pwnes him ! 00:10:48.19,00:10:50.54 And John y'know starts making excuses , y'know... 00:10:50.54,00:10:53.59 he's like... maybe it was lag y'know...[br]Or maybe I was having a bad day and then... 00:10:53.79,00:10:55.75 And then he kinda gets depressed a bit... 00:10:55.75,00:10:58.26 Thinks... maybe he should move on with his mom and stuff and... 00:10:58.26,00:10:59.26 Then y'know... 00:10:59.22,00:11:01.54 then he finaly just...accepts the fact that y'know.. 00:11:01.54,00:11:04.16 The guy was better then he was, y'know and... 00:11:05.14,00:11:07.77 It's kinda a tough thing to do sometimes... [br]But it's a good thing ! 00:11:07.77,00:11:08.77 Because , y'know ... 00:11:08.85,00:11:11.67 It's those people that are better then you[br]that make you get better y'know ? 00:11:11.67,00:11:15.31 You gota just... put your nose down.[br]You gota work harder , you gota train harder, y'know ! 00:11:15.67,00:11:16.81 And you gota think about that guy... 00:11:16.81,00:11:19.25 So next time you meet you're gona walk up to him[br]and say y'know what ? 00:11:19.25,00:11:22.29 I'm gona kick YOUR ass... and then you do y'know ! 00:11:35.27,00:11:38.28 It's been so long Kyle ! 00:11:49.49,00:11:51.41 so good Kyle... 00:11:55.98,00:11:57.71 *phone rings* 00:11:58.30,00:11:59.71 Hello ? 00:11:59.93,00:12:01.84 Hey Norm what's going on ? 00:12:01.74,00:12:03.14 Is that the guy ? 00:12:03.53,00:12:05.02 Yea, I'm right here with Jeremy... 00:12:05.02,00:12:08.99 actually... we're in the area you want us to come by ? 00:12:09.69,00:12:12.19 Awesome , ok I'll see you at 10. Bye ! 00:12:16.63,00:12:18.05 Kyle, he's got like this noob friend... 00:12:18.05,00:12:21.82 who's like selling his Xbox 360 [br]because he wants to get a PS3 ! 00:12:21.82,00:12:22.82 So... 00:12:22.82,00:12:25.06 I'll go buy for like 300 bucks and ehh... 00:12:25.20,00:12:27.10 it'd be awesome ! 00:12:41.63,00:12:43.54 I got like money now and stuff but... 00:12:43.57,00:12:45.81 Still don't wanna waste time at the bank ! 00:12:55.55,00:12:57.19 Hey Jeremy, just hang on one second... 00:12:57.41,00:13:00.06 he plays a lot of games...[br]and I think he knows about the show ! 00:13:00.06,00:13:01.44 and he thinks he's pretty good so... 00:13:01.54,00:13:02.61 So he might.. he might want to play you... 00:13:02.61,00:13:03.61 but if he plays you ! 00:13:04.02,00:13:05.44 y'know... don't embarras him ! 00:13:05.44,00:13:06.61 Like, he's my friend and... 00:13:06.61,00:13:07.91 I don't think he knows you too well. 00:13:08.30,00:13:09.59 And he's also got anger management.... 00:13:09.29,00:13:12.34 Dont, Kyle... Kyle don't worry about it Kyle...[br]It's OK ! 00:13:20.11,00:13:21.71 Ohh hey Kyle what's going on man ? 00:13:21.71,00:13:22.94 Hey not too much, how're you guys ? 00:13:22.94,00:13:24.39 Hey Kyle ! Pretty good we're good ! 00:13:24.39,00:13:26.59 How's the... Hows the Pownage going ? 00:13:26.59,00:13:28.66 It's good, yea the show is doing awesome ! 00:13:28.66,00:13:30.79 That's good... good for you guys man ! 00:13:31.18,00:13:32.03 Cool ! 00:13:32.03,00:13:33.88 Hey'ehh... you're the... Your the Pownage guy ? 00:13:33.88,00:13:36.43 Yea... yea I'm ehh... 00:13:36.63,00:13:39.51 the Pownage guys... I guess... 00:13:39.51,00:13:40.51 Nice to meet you man ! 00:13:40.80,00:13:42.09 Ya for sure yea ! 00:13:43.22,00:13:45.12 You guys want some toast ? or... 00:13:45.12,00:13:47.45 Ohh no... no we're totaly stuffed ! 00:13:52.33,00:13:54.99 Yea, I bought it 2 months ago... [br]It's still in good shape I just... 00:13:54.99,00:13:57.48 wanna get rid of it to get a PS3... 00:13:57.48,00:13:59.77 Yea, the graphix are WAY better ! 00:14:02.51,00:14:04.24 You're ready to do this ? or... 00:14:04.24,00:14:05.24 Yea, sure ! 00:14:05.24,00:14:07.22 Ah man I'm no good, y'know ? 00:14:07.57,00:14:09.02 Yea... I bet ! 00:14:30.04,00:14:33.82 Ohh... what's going on here... oh Hey ? Ohh NO... 00:14:33.52,00:14:35.82 Ohh... you can't see the screen ! 00:14:35.82,00:14:36.82 ahh alright ! 00:14:42.27,00:14:46.11 This is really embarasing, for all of us here ! 00:14:46.11,00:14:49.33 Ohh, yes you are getting... 00:14:49.33,00:14:51.67 dummied by the boards... 00:14:51.97,00:14:54.21 I'm hitting you on the boards ! 00:15:00.14,00:15:03.66 Honestly, if I were you right now I... would be losing... 00:15:04.06,00:15:06.14 That is for sure ! 00:15:06.14,00:15:08.74 I would be like down a few goals ! 00:15:12.18,00:15:15.02 And... there's another goal ! 00:15:19.91,00:15:25.86 *munch munch munch* 00:15:32.24,00:15:35.52 Yo 'up ? What's going on ? 00:15:35.72,00:15:38.41 Yea, I'm SCHOOLING this guy in 2k7 00:15:38.71,00:15:40.64 Yea, it's pretty embarrassing ! 00:15:41.50,00:15:42.23 Yea... 00:15:42.63,00:15:47.11 Oohh...right around the boards and...[br]Wrap arround Jones ! 00:15:47.11,00:15:48.41 I don't know ?... 00:15:48.66,00:15:51.09 Maybe I was just born with it like... 00:15:51.39,00:15:52.09 God was like, Hey ! 00:15:53.42,00:15:54.80 You're amazing at everything ! 00:15:55.10,00:15:57.79 Thanks ! y'know... what ur gona say to that ? 00:15:57.79,00:16:02.04 Ohh... you stink at the game... [br]I'm better then you ! 00:16:02.04,00:16:04.03 At the game ! 00:16:08.32,00:16:12.84 Ohh ohh... OOHH Lord... That was a GOAL ! 00:16:13.34,00:16:15.66 Ohh... I feel bad for you ! 00:16:15.96,00:16:18.19 Ohh... MAN ! 00:16:20.67,00:16:22.83 And there's another one.. thank you good sir ! 00:16:22.83,00:16:24.21 Ohh no... No sugar for me. 00:16:24.21,00:16:25.51 Thank you. *slurps* 00:16:26.23,00:16:27.66 Hmmm... Victory Tea ! 00:16:27.96,00:16:30.09 Want some ?[br]Ohh I'm sorry you can't have any ! 00:16:31.40,00:16:34.11 OK, Alright... I see what's going on here ! 00:16:34.71,00:16:37.88 alright... Ok, yea ok ! Alright ! 00:16:39.17,00:16:41.15 Are you a garbage man? Because that was trash ! 00:16:41.15,00:16:42.15 No no... I want do that... 00:16:42.55,00:16:43.15 Alright ! 00:16:49.49,00:16:52.71 Alright.. and that's a garbage goal ! 00:16:55.67,00:16:57.83 What ?... is that... Cheap... I mean... 00:16:57.83,00:17:00.68 I thought I was supposed to just put... the puck in the net ! 00:17:00.78,00:17:03.07 Well... y'know... it's fine ! [br]If you wanna play like that ? 00:17:03.07,00:17:04.35 Then, that's how we'll play ! 00:17:11.95,00:17:15.41 Ohh... there you go... you got me ! [br]You're too good for me ! so... 00:17:15.41,00:17:17.86 Me and Kyle're gona get the Xbox and get out of here... 00:17:17.86,00:17:19.17 Wait.. Why don't you stick around ? 00:17:19.17,00:17:21.17 No it's fine like, we got lots of stuff to do where gona go.. 00:17:21.17,00:17:22.80 Nah..common sit down... we'll play another game ! 00:17:22.80,00:17:27.47 Noo... you're too good for me... too good for me ! [br]So.. were just gona... get the Xbox and get out. 00:17:27.47,00:17:29.26 ow... this guy's a NOOB ! 00:17:31.00,00:17:33.51 Ok, y'know... let's play one more game ! 00:17:33.51,00:17:36.47 Just one more... We got some time me and Kyle...[br]We can play one more game ! 00:17:36.47,00:17:38.33 Yea, sit back relax. Take your coat off ! 00:17:49.61,00:17:52.16 Ohh what is going on here? 00:17:52.16,00:17:55.51 You are really trying to pull it together 00:17:55.51,00:17:58.71 I can tell that you're really trying to pull it together ! 00:17:58.71,00:18:00.65 I really hope it works out for you... I... 00:18:01.12,00:18:03.57 Ohh I'm s... Did I just... 00:18:03.57,00:18:07.21 Was that lucky that time? Cause [br]it looked like the puck was on a string or something ! 00:18:07.21,00:18:08.21 Yea well... 00:18:08.21,00:18:10.53 I was just moving it arround and I[br]just put it in the net ! 00:18:10.54,00:18:12.90 Well... Here's your crown fluke artist. 00:18:12.90,00:18:13.90 Here you go ! 00:18:15.52,00:18:17.86 Ok, Well ehh... ok, 00:18:18.06,00:18:18.86 Lucky !... 00:18:19.06,00:18:20.61 You are lucky ! 00:18:20.62,00:18:22.49 Your getting lucky... Lucky... 00:18:22.49,00:18:25.18 I almost let you touch the puck, [br]that's kinda lucky don't you think ? 00:18:25.28,00:18:26.74 No ! NO it isn't ! 00:18:27.14,00:18:28.95 Ohh... I'm sorry I didn't mean to... 00:18:28.95,00:18:30.18 Put that in the net like... 00:18:30.18,00:18:31.86 I could have waited for your goalie to... 00:18:31.86,00:18:34.78 Well, this controller is a piece of shit K...[br]What do you expect me to do here ! 00:18:35.09,00:18:37.97 Ohh, maybe ... take some money off the price then ?[br]if it's not a good controller... 00:18:38.07,00:18:39.47 Only one good controller ! You wanna... 00:18:39.77,00:18:41.24 Maybe we could switch or something ?... 00:18:41.24,00:18:42.70 No I ... I... it's really though... I... 00:18:42.70,00:18:44.08 I don't really think it's the controller... 00:18:44.08,00:18:47.07 I think I just... I had some chip grease on [br]my thumb and my finger slipped... 00:18:47.07,00:18:48.64 So why don't we just try it again ! 00:18:55.06,00:18:58.13 Ohh, let's make it more fair... make it more fair ! 00:18:58.13,00:19:01.00 Ok !.... alright...[br]Well, I can do that ! 00:19:01.45,00:19:02.03 Alright ! 00:19:03.29,00:19:05.11 Well I... I was turning the controller around, 00:19:05.11,00:19:06.40 When you turned yours around ! 00:19:06.40,00:19:08.19 That's ok, I understand yea... 00:19:11.82,00:19:15.71 That's so weird how we just had a face off...[br]That went back in like that ! 00:19:15.71,00:19:16.21 Yea ! 00:19:16.21,00:19:17.71 Is it like a gravity maybe on your net ?[br]No ! 00:19:17.71,00:19:20.41 Did you use a cheat or something when I wasn't looking ? 00:19:22.88,00:19:23.98 There's a problem with my back .... 00:19:23.98,00:19:26.10 Hey where do you think you're going ?[br]NO, no, no We're playing this game ! 00:19:26.10,00:19:27.40 Don't even... What're you.. ? 00:19:27.40,00:19:30.26 I'm just... stretching, ohh... my back hurts .... 00:19:30.26,00:19:31.56 OHH C'MMON ![br] 00:19:31.56,00:19:32.56 Ohh, my back hurts a bit... *grunts* 00:19:34.10,00:19:37.39 Ohh ok, ya I mean... ohh there we go ! 00:19:37.39,00:19:39.80 Much better ! 00:19:43.64,00:19:46.09 You don't even understand the beating you're gonna get. 00:19:47.71,00:19:49.32 Is there a bus here ? Is there a schoolbus ? 00:19:49.32,00:19:51.76 Maybe it's outside... did you call the schoolbus ? Kyle I think...? 00:19:52.12,00:19:57.82 Ohh, Ohh I called the schoolbus and it's [br]gona run over a *????* And I'm gona...[br] 00:19:59.22,00:20:02.14 You guys have tested the Xbox. [br]It clearly works ! 00:20:03.10,00:20:04.89 You don't have to play anymore ! 00:20:08.51,00:20:11.10 ALRIGHT !!! [br]Ok... 00:20:11.30,00:20:12.10 Nobody... 00:20:12.30,00:20:15.53 Nobody, beats me in Tabletennis ! 00:20:18.96,00:20:20.96 If you can beat me in Tabletennis... 00:20:20.96,00:20:23.10 You can just TAKE the Xbox ! 00:20:23.37,00:20:24.69 But if I beat you... 00:20:24.69,00:20:25.69 I keep the Xbox... 00:20:25.79,00:20:26.99 AND your money ! 00:20:29.58,00:20:30.46 Ok. 00:20:48.25,00:20:49.93 So what your gona do with your cash ? 00:20:50.88,00:20:52.78 Nah, I'll guess I will spend it ! 00:20:53.04,00:20:53.78 Why don't you save it ?... 00:20:53.78,00:20:56.52 Put it in the bank, put it in the mutual fund [br]you'll make interest ! 00:20:57.01,00:20:59.07 That way when there's something[br]that you actually wanna buy... 00:20:59.07,00:21:01.78 You'll be able to buy it right away [br]instead of saving up your money ! 00:21:01.78,00:21:02.78 You always spend all your money as soon as you.... 00:21:03.93,00:21:04.37 .... 00:21:25.56,00:21:28.44 Hey OMG, what did you win the lotery or something ? 00:21:28.54,00:21:29.64 Pretty close ! 00:21:29.64,00:21:31.46 I gota work soon, but you wanna play some Wii ? 00:21:31.46,00:21:32.88 Eh YA ! 00:21:32.89,00:21:34.19 You guys wanna come in and use my TV ? 00:21:34.68,00:21:35.86 Common ! 00:21:42.04,00:21:45.17 C'mmon... try harder then that, I mean... 00:21:50.66,00:21:54.18 Aww I'm sorry, I didn't mean to end it so quick ! 00:21:54.08,00:21:55.48 That's cool, that's cool.[br]I'm I uhh... 00:22:00.57,00:22:03.87 Stand back, stand back... [br]I've been working on this move okay ? 00:22:11.61,00:22:15.03 that's ehh... pretty good for a first throw , y'know ? 00:22:18.69,00:22:20.89 Owww YEA ! 00:22:20.89,00:22:24.35 That was SO GOOD ! 00:22:24.38,00:22:27.79 That was good yea, beginners luck ! 00:22:28.64,00:22:32.44 Ok, let me try again... my turn. 00:22:37.04,00:22:39.77 *gloating laughter* 00:22:42.18,00:22:45.31 That's real good, that's real good ! 00:22:49.34,00:22:52.57 Owww YEA ! 00:22:54.75,00:22:56.41 Strike strike strike... 00:22:56.77,00:22:58.54 Strike strike strike ! 00:23:00.69,00:23:03.70 Y'know... maybe we should just play [br]some Xbox or something. 00:23:03.70,00:23:05.90 Yea ok, that's cool ! 00:23:17.57,00:23:19.05 Un believable... 00:23:19.55,00:23:21.70 So much fun ehh ?...[br]ehh Ya ! 00:23:21.90,00:23:23.62 So awesome ! 00:23:28.39,00:23:31.19 HA HA !... YEA, ha ha .. YEA ! 00:23:31.83,00:23:33.58 You weren't playing ? 00:23:33.59,00:23:35.51 Ohh, no... Yea I was Ya... 00:23:44.45,00:23:47.74 *evil gloating laughter* 00:23:52.34,00:23:52.95 *mumbled taunts* 00:23:55.46,00:23:56.26 Ok, jeremy you won... 00:23:56.93,00:23:58.04 What if my parents walked in ? 00:23:58.04,00:23:59.57 Your dad would be like ... 00:23:59.59,00:24:02.70 Damn that guy is good at games ! 00:24:03.13,00:24:05.04 That was weird ! 00:24:08.58,00:24:11.25 Jeremy... don't you think you're being a bit hypocritical ? 00:24:12.48,00:24:14.65 Ohh Kyle, we're gona have words again ? 00:24:14.65,00:24:17.71 Well I mean, you don't like it when people gloat against you ? 00:24:17.71,00:24:20.97 How come you're like the king of gloating,[br]you gloat all the time ! 00:24:20.97,00:24:23.82 Well, I mean I don't like it when people [br]gloat when they are not better then me Kyle... 00:24:23.82,00:24:25.02 That's wrong ! 00:24:25.02,00:24:26.52 I mean, if you were way better the the guy... 00:24:26.52,00:24:27.99 Ya you can gloat on me, that's fine ! 00:24:27.99,00:24:30.37 If a guy was way better then me then.... 00:24:30.47,00:24:31.87 Well.... That never happens. So... 00:24:31.87,00:24:34.54 no point talking about it, y'know... 00:24:37.25,00:24:39.09 You wanna play a game together ? 00:24:39.60,00:24:41.10 Like... Gears of War Co-op mode ? 00:24:45.21,00:24:46.92 I gota go to work pretty soon... 00:24:46.92,00:24:48.32 So I should probably get ready ! 00:24:48.32,00:24:50.13 You practice up, we can play it later ! 00:24:50.20,00:24:50.78 Ok...[br]Y'know ? 00:24:52.59,00:24:54.17 See you later ok ?[br]Bye... 00:24:56.50,00:24:57.93 Are you gona go with him ? 00:24:57.93,00:25:00.17 Uh, no I don't have anything to do. 00:25:00.61,00:25:00.94 Ok, well... 00:25:01.04,00:25:02.84 I'll turn this off I guess... 00:25:03.27,00:25:06.01 Hey, I rented Dr Strangelove... Do you wanna watch it ? 00:25:06.41,00:25:09.11 Ok !... What is it ? 00:25:09.19,00:25:11.76 It's a good movie it's ehh... 00:25:11.77,00:25:14.96 It's got George C. Scott, Peter Sellers it's really good ! 00:25:15.79,00:25:17.67 It's it in black and white ? 00:25:17.92,00:25:19.72 Yea, it's awesome ! 00:25:20.52,00:25:23.13 Ok ?..... 00:25:29.60,00:25:31.99 You... wanna do me a favor maybe and... 00:25:31.99,00:25:34.82 Take the controller back from your mom ? 00:25:35.11,00:25:38.44 Jeremy... When do I get to watch MY tv ? 00:25:39.86,00:25:41.86 Oh that's not your mom ?... ohh... 00:25:42.51,00:25:46.06 Well maybe you should go find her cause [br]she's gota be better then you ! 00:25:47.51,00:25:49.31 Who're you talking to ? 00:25:49.98,00:25:51.93 That's my brother Kyle.... 00:25:52.43,00:25:54.38 Yea... He does kinda sound like that ! 00:25:55.10,00:25:57.92 No he's not in any closet or anything[br]he's standing right next to me ! 00:25:57.92,00:25:59.93 OK, So I guess you don't want [br]this package that came for you ! 00:26:00.01,00:26:00.71 What package ? 00:26:01.02,00:26:03.48 I don't know... it's from some Jim Vessella guy... 00:26:04.11,00:26:07.18 Don't know any Vessellas Kyle. It's probably just another love letter ! 00:26:07.18,00:26:09.00 I dunno... it's pretty thick ! 00:26:08.97,00:26:10.46 Probably loves me a lot ! 00:26:11.22,00:26:12.06 Where is it from ? 00:26:12.26,00:26:13.06 California.. 00:26:13.36,00:26:15.44 *sings* California.... 00:26:15.65,00:26:18.26 It's probably like a... fanclub rejection letter 00:26:18.26,00:26:21.00 From that ghey show you watch all the time ! 00:26:25.78,00:26:27.92 Jeremy... It's important for me to watch the show... 00:26:27.93,00:26:29.95 Cause I need to know what's popular on TV ! 00:26:29.95,00:26:32.39 Ya... Sure Kyle ! Ya, has nothing to do with Mischa 00:26:32.99,00:26:34.69 You want the package or not ? 00:26:34.69,00:26:36.53 Gimme the package ! 00:26:46.18,00:26:49.26 It's... the new CnC Kyle... 00:26:49.38,00:26:51.32 Well... I'm not gona play it ! 00:26:51.32,00:26:52.98 Jeremy... I don't see what the big deal is. 00:26:52.98,00:26:56.64 Why don't you at least install it , it's a free game ! 00:26:57.08,00:26:57.98 Well... 00:26:57.98,00:27:01.20 I just don't wanna get like all attached to it again ! 00:27:01.20,00:27:02.20 Y'know and then they'll just abandon it and... 00:27:05.18,00:27:07.30 Part of me died that day Kyle... 00:27:10.38,00:27:13.14 Jeremy, you're focussing on all the negative stuff... 00:27:13.15,00:27:16.19 You had some great times playing Generals and Zero Hour ! 00:27:16.24,00:27:19.74 Your the one that invented the Gamma Battlebus strategy,[br]that was awesome ! 00:27:20.04,00:27:21.20 Ya, and ehh... [br] 00:27:21.60,00:27:24.93 Changed the balance of Toxin GLA and Nuke China forever ! 00:27:25.13,00:27:26.52 And you remember that time you beat Trojan with... 00:27:26.52,00:27:29.25 One Technical, and took the Clanwars title ? 00:27:29.56,00:27:31.38 That was awesome ! 00:27:36.11,00:27:38.56 Ok fine Kyle , alright... I'll install it... 00:27:38.56,00:27:39.85 but that's it ! 00:28:07.77,00:28:10.60 Is that ?... Is that my shadow team ? 00:28:10.97,00:28:13.75 Is that your crane ?... Ohh I'm so sorry ! 00:28:16.90,00:28:20.04 Is that your harvester ?... What about your harvester ? 00:30:31.14,00:30:33.15 Y'know Kyle ? 00:30:33.21,00:30:35.59 I'm kinda glad this all happened, y'know like... 00:30:35.59,00:30:36.21 The whole like... 00:30:36.21,00:30:38.48 Near Pwned experience ! 00:30:39.33,00:30:41.48 Just... Kinda make me realize... There's... 00:30:41.78,00:30:44.55 only two things, important in my life y'know... 00:30:45.47,00:30:47.51 That's pwning noobs and... 00:30:48.32,00:30:51.46 And having friends I can really trust, yknow ? 00:30:51.97,00:30:55.41 I don't think I ever would have gotten out of there alive if... 00:30:57.11,00:30:58.71 ... it wasn't for Dave ! 00:30:59.33,00:31:03.09 Hey guys... got the stew ready, just the way you like it !